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(wind whooshing)

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(bats squeaking)

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(dramatic music)

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[Brick] It's a cruel world.

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It's kind of lonely when
you're only a foot tall

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like this little Ginger
who got shrunk by aliens.

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Maybe a visit from
Dollman will cheer her up.

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I know meeting a chick my
size would make me feel better

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about being stuck on this planet.

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(dramatic music)

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(light orchestral music)

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(wind whooshing)
(suspenseful music)

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(light chiming music)

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(clown laughing)

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(gun firing)

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(bear growling)

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(lasers blasting)

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(clown laughing)

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(electricity crackling)

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(explosion booming)

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Play time.

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(gasping)

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(thunder crashing)

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(muffled rock music)

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♪ Too late to change my mind ♪

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(man grunting)

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(window creaking)

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Uh-oh.

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Look at this place.

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What a joint.

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(eerie ambient music)

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(thunder crashing)

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Make all the fucking noise you want.

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Don't mean nothing.

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I'm here and I'm warm and I'm dry.

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Well, not too dry.

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But this is my port in the storm.

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Good evening, everyone.

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Hope you don't mind sharing
your home with me for the night

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and if you do, fuck you.

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Sir, I'm here at Toyland.

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Now whoever it was I heard
before has dropped into one

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of the main storage bins.

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Over.
- Over is right.

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Gray, I told you that house is off limits.

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What the hell are you doing there?

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- My job.
- Bullshit.

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You're on suspension, remember?

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Sir, like I told you
before, I have known

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for months that there's
something going down here.

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[Man] I don't want to
here this shit, Grey.

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Sir, I'm going to give
you my stakeout position.

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[Man] Yeah.

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Standing in front of my desk.

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I'm sending a unit to pull
your ass out of there.

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You're done, Officer.

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Not yet.

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(ominous music)

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(gun cocking)

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(horn honking)
(man laughing)

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This is more fun than

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(horn honking drowns speech)

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(man laughing)
(ominous music)

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(man grunting)

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(electricity crackling)

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(wind whooshing)
(electricity crackling)

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(clown laughing)

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(baby chuckling)

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Thanks for helping us out, asshole.

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(clown laughing)

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Let's get rid of this creep.

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(wind whooshing)
(electricity crackling)

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(clown laughing)

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Jesus Christ.

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Not quite, slut.

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(guns firing)

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(clown screaming)

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(guns firing)

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You're full of this shit.

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It takes magic to fight magic, bitch.

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You bastards!

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(baby laughing)

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[Baby] Miss me, miss me.

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Now you got to kiss me.

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(gun firing)

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Drop the gun.

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Now.

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You guys don't understand.

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- Do it.
- Look, I'm a cop.

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[Officer] You were a cop, Ms. Grey.

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Turn around.

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- What?
- Up against the wall.

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Move it.

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You don't know what you're doing.

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I was firing on a suspect that

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escaped through that air duct.

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Uh-huh.

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Sure.

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You're under arrest.

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What's the charge?

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Discharging a firearm

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in the city limits will do for starters.

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This is for your own good, Ms. Grey.

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We don't want anybody to get hurt.

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Okay.

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I've been staking out
this place for months

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waiting for these suspects to make a move.

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And now they finally do
and you guys come along

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and fuck everything up.

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You have the right to remain silent.

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No, it's the goddamn toys.

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Go after the toys.

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Anything you say can
and will be used you.

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You're letting the toys win.

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Let go of me!

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No!

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Yeah, right.

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Well, thanks for coming
along when you guys did

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but I probably would have been able

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to handle the weirdo by myself, of course.

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You never know when
you've got to put it all

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on the line in this job.

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You know what I mean?

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(dramatic music)

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Who would have thought
a good looking broad

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like that going psycho.

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Psycho.

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All bitches are crazy, squirt.

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Don't look so surprised, jerk weed.

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I know all about women.

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Nice balance, half pint.

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You've got shit for brains.

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I can use someone like you.

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(dramatic music)

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(upbeat music)

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(sighing)

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[DJ] Hey, hey.

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Rise and shine all you, rodents.

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It's a great day to play
hooky and hit the beach.

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So come on.

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Let's blast out under the
blue skies and crank it.

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(sighing) I'd love to rock out, pal.

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Do you know anyone that
will come and get me

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down off this kitchen counter?

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(dramatic music)

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Perfect.

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Sheik in a bottle.

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All I got to do is find her.

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[Man] Whoa.

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Hey, buddy, you seen a girl
around here about my size?

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Huh?

152
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:04,524
What's the matter?

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You never seen a cop before?

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(upbeat music)

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(clearing throat) This is perfect, baby.

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Just the thing to drive GI Joe insane.

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Will you get the hell out of here?

158
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Look, you're a public figure now.

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Okay?

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Let's face it.

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There aren't that many foot
tall cutie pies running

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around out there and the
public has a right to know.

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Don't you have any respect for freedom

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of the press for God's sake?

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- Knock it off.
- You're scaring me.

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00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:41,102
Oh, I think I wet myself.

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00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:44,897
You could have at least
used a bottle opener.

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What do you want?

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An exclusive interview

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00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:52,280
with you wearing a teeny
wienie little bikini.

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Then you'll leave me alone forever?

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00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:05,793
(sighing) All right.

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Great.

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00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:07,878
Great.

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Just give me a couple of days.

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I'll put some wardrobe together.

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I'll call Barbie's people.

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Maybe they'll give us a loan.

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(laughing)

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I'll see you later, doll.

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I can hardly wait.

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Oom

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(screaming)

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(gun firing)

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The exterminator is here.

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Don't worry.

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You're not dreaming.

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Who are you?

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Bardo.

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00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:52,590
Brick Bardo.

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00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:55,885
The neighbors call me Dollman.

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Dollman?

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00:18:58,679 --> 00:18:59,764
Not really.

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Yeah, real.

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00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:10,650
I don't understand any of this.

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00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,151
Did you get shrunk like I did?

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Come on.

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I'll fill you in.

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Gross.

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A month ago I would have just squished it.

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00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,249
I never knew anything so
small could be so scary.

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00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,168
Yeah.

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00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:32,713
Nightmares come in all sizes.

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00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,050
I saw your interview.

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You know where they are?

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You're wasting your breath.

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00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,012
You know,

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I can make life very
difficult for you, Collins.

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Yeah.

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Look, cop or no cop.

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I don't have to give
up a damn thing to you.

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All I need is an address.

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Ever since we ran this story,

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I've had people dropping out
of trees making me huge offers

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00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:54,068
to tell them where these
two little freaks are, okay?

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Fine.

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00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:57,238
So what does it hurt you
to help me a little bit?

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I made a promise to be discreet.

219
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(scoffing) What?

220
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:02,243
Your big offers weren't big enough.

221
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:06,580
Let's just say my
integrity means a lot to me.

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00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,124
(Judith scoffing)

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00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:11,794
Look, you and I don't have to negotiate

224
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on a cash basis, do we?

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00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,381
Give me a break.

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00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:16,924
You've got assets, baby.

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00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,592
You should learn how to use them.

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00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:22,263
Well.

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Maybe you're right.

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I always figured that the cops

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and the press should learn how
to cooperate with each other.

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But I can't give up anything
until you give something to me.

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Fair enough.

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00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:48,372
But I've got to have
something, just a taste.

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00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:52,668
Just so I know that your
information is good, you know?

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00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:53,919
It's the best.

237
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,635
You're making this tough.

238
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,555
Okay, okay.

239
00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:08,434
It's a little nothing town called Pahoota.

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00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:11,479
Pahoota?

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00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:13,272
- Pahoota.
- Pahoota.

242
00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:15,566
Yeah.

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00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,569
I can drive us there.

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00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:22,406
We can spend the night on the road.

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00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:23,991
Sure.

246
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:27,495
How about when hell freezes over.

247
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:29,830
What?

248
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,165
What is this?

249
00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:32,458
Thanks for your cooperation

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00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:36,045
with my little investigation
of media ethics.

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00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:40,841
I'm doing a story on you.

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00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,885
When I'm done with you,
you're not going to be able

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00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:44,553
to get a gig as a crossing guard,

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00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,222
you little prick teasing slut.

255
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:53,103
Okay, I didn't mean to
call you a prick tease.

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00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:55,356
(grunting)

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00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:12,206
You well done yet?

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00:22:12,206 --> 00:22:13,958
Can't be too thin or too tan.

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00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,377
Or too small.

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00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:17,378
Very funny.

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00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:21,674
Well, these fire
stones that Onteros used

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to get them to 400 degrees.

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People get so tan they were toast.

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(laughing) Would I be a babe on Onteros?

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Yeah.

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You'd do all right.

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00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:35,646
Wow.

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That almost sounded like a compliment.

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00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:39,733
Maybe it was.

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00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:44,572
You don't talk too much
about your home, Bardo.

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Yeah, I'm too far away from it.

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Miss it?

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00:22:51,412 --> 00:22:52,413
Not anymore.

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00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:56,125
Then you should be
able to talk about it.

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I told you how I got into this whole mess

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and I don't even know how
you ended up on Earth.

277
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:04,008
What's Onteros like?

278
00:23:04,008 --> 00:23:07,261
Are there bug-eyed monsters
all over the place?

279
00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:08,846
Is it real dangerous?

280
00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:11,015
Hell, your kitchen is dangerous.

281
00:23:11,015 --> 00:23:11,849
Come on.

282
00:23:11,849 --> 00:23:12,850
So you're a cop, right?

283
00:23:13,851 --> 00:23:14,852
Yeah.

284
00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:16,687
I was a cop.

285
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:20,316
My beat was Angel City,

286
00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:22,943
a high tech armpit of a city on Onteros.

287
00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:25,613
My job was to nail every
intergalactic scumbag I could

288
00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:26,947
get my hands on.

289
00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:28,490
I was damn good at it.

290
00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:30,284
That pissed some people off.

291
00:23:30,284 --> 00:23:33,954
Disappointed you didn't get
to kill anyone tonight, Bardo?

292
00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:35,247
You're through.

293
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:37,458
You goddamn psycho.

294
00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:38,375
[Brick] Hell, I didn't give a shit

295
00:23:38,459 --> 00:23:40,419
about anything except doing my job.

296
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:42,922
Screw was a wart on the
asshole of the universe.

297
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:43,797
We've spent the better part

298
00:23:43,797 --> 00:23:45,925
of the last five eons
trying to kill each other.

299
00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:48,052
And I was coming out on top.

300
00:23:48,052 --> 00:23:50,429
You've always screwed up my plans.

301
00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:52,932
But this time you won't have
a chance because you're going

302
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:56,769
to be in tiny, tiny little pieces.

303
00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:58,646
Start with his left hand.

304
00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:04,693
(wind whooshing)

305
00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:09,657
(gun firing)

306
00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:12,660
[Brick] Screw left the
guts of his buddies behind

307
00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:14,453
and took off to save this
grungy neck and that's

308
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:15,287
about all that was left.

309
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:17,039
I stole a unit from the police garage

310
00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:19,625
and chased his ass half
across the universe.

311
00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:24,463
(Screw groaning)
(wind whooshing)

312
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:29,468
(Screw screaming)
(electricity crackling)

313
00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:40,020
(voices chattering)

314
00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:44,358
(dramatic music)

315
00:24:44,358 --> 00:24:45,192
[Automated Voice] Warning.

316
00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:47,736
You have landed on an alien panet.

317
00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:50,948
Are pressure and atmosphere
compatible to human life.

318
00:24:50,948 --> 00:24:55,202
Warning, based on sensor
calculations of planet structures,

319
00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:57,246
your planet's relationships are altered.

320
00:24:57,246 --> 00:25:01,834
New planet's lifeforms are
a ratio of six to one large.

321
00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:04,586
(dramatic music)

322
00:25:09,717 --> 00:25:11,176
(screaming)

323
00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:12,761
You are so small.

324
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:15,514
Her name is Maria.

325
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,099
She reminded of a girl back home

326
00:25:17,099 --> 00:25:19,184
except she was 100 times bigger.

327
00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:21,937
(Brick grunting)

328
00:25:27,276 --> 00:25:28,694
She took me home to a pit she

329
00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:30,237
shared with her 10-year-old son

330
00:25:30,237 --> 00:25:33,323
and a bunch of noisy neighbors
who thought I was a freak.

331
00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:34,533
Get away.

332
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:35,534
All of you.

333
00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:37,119
She had guts and wouldn't roll over

334
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:38,537
to some neighborhood scumbags

335
00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:40,289
who are running the streets.

336
00:25:40,289 --> 00:25:41,165
What?

337
00:25:41,165 --> 00:25:41,957
Your little friend going to
come over and beat me up?

338
00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:42,833
Help!

339
00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:43,667
Somebody help!

340
00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:48,672
(gun firing)
(explosion booming)

341
00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:50,716
I nailed them all.

342
00:25:50,716 --> 00:25:52,843
It felt damn good, like I was a cop again.

343
00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:58,015
I had a thing for Maria but
it just wasn't in the cards.

344
00:25:58,015 --> 00:26:02,269
Besides I was running low
on ammo so I said good-bye.

345
00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:06,106
(dramatic music)

346
00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:12,988
So I figured quiet wasn't such a bad idea.

347
00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:15,115
Quiet where?

348
00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:16,116
In Pahoota?

349
00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:20,829
I think you came to the wrong
place, Brick, believe me.

350
00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:24,333
I've got a story that will match yours.

351
00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:26,794
It even involves space aliens.

352
00:26:26,794 --> 00:26:29,046
Only this one wasn't
shorter than Earth people.

353
00:26:29,046 --> 00:26:31,632
He just like to make Earth people short.

354
00:26:31,632 --> 00:26:34,384
(dramatic music)

355
00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:39,473
(electricity crackling)

356
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:06,291
(laser blasting)
(electricity crackling)

357
00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:08,085
Guys from space wanted the music

358
00:27:08,085 --> 00:27:09,628
and the babes that went with it

359
00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:11,296
so they used the station to play

360
00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:13,715
the intergalactic dating game.

361
00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:15,843
And we were the bachelorettes.

362
00:27:15,843 --> 00:27:18,720
The idea was to shrink
us down to portable size,

363
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,223
put us in their ship, and take us home.

364
00:27:21,223 --> 00:27:23,934
The first one to go was
Cookie, the waitress.

365
00:27:23,934 --> 00:27:25,269
A very good friend of mine.

366
00:27:26,854 --> 00:27:28,397
Then they went after Bunny.

367
00:27:28,397 --> 00:27:30,232
They really played with her mind.

368
00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:33,569
Then they came after me.

369
00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:37,364
Actually it felt kind of good at first.

370
00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:40,284
Then it got bogged out.

371
00:27:41,952 --> 00:27:42,786
(thunder crashing)

372
00:27:42,786 --> 00:27:43,996
Before we knew it we ended

373
00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:46,582
up in these tacky little space bottles.

374
00:27:46,582 --> 00:27:49,334
(dramatic music)

375
00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:09,521
(gasping)
(all screaming)

376
00:28:11,857 --> 00:28:14,568
The DJ and some guys from
town fought the monster

377
00:28:14,568 --> 00:28:17,905
and got them to return the
other girls to normal size.

378
00:28:17,905 --> 00:28:19,156
But they chased them away before

379
00:28:19,156 --> 00:28:20,949
they got a chance to rescue me.

380
00:28:21,992 --> 00:28:24,995
(explosion booming)

381
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:32,294
(all clapping)

382
00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:42,137
(wind whooshing)

383
00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:43,138
Where's Ginger?

384
00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:46,975
Help, help!

385
00:28:48,352 --> 00:28:49,561
That was about as trapped

386
00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:51,188
and alone as I ever want to be.

387
00:28:52,314 --> 00:28:53,607
Help!

388
00:28:53,607 --> 00:28:54,608
Help!

389
00:28:56,193 --> 00:29:00,030
I never real knew what
being lonely was until,

390
00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:04,952
until-
You're not trapped, Ginger.

391
00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:10,249
You're not alone either.

392
00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:12,501
I'm glad you're here, Brick.

393
00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:15,254
(dramatic music)

394
00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:23,887
(Ginger breathing heavily)

395
00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:29,559
(door clicking)

396
00:29:33,647 --> 00:29:37,150
Brick, behind you.

397
00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:41,113
Sorry.

398
00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:53,125
So now I guess I'm Miss
psycho cop of the year.

399
00:29:54,084 --> 00:29:56,295
How long did they suspend you?

400
00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:57,546
Six months depending

401
00:29:57,546 --> 00:29:59,548
on the outcome of my hearing.

402
00:29:59,548 --> 00:30:01,550
Does your captain back you?

403
00:30:01,550 --> 00:30:02,801
Are you kidding?

404
00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:04,594
He's the one that had me busted.

405
00:30:04,594 --> 00:30:06,138
We had a captain like that on Onteros.

406
00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:07,806
He was a real jerk.

407
00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:09,474
Every time he got his ass in a sling,

408
00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:10,892
he'd use me for the fall guy.

409
00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:13,729
Sounds like we work for the same guy.

410
00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:14,563
Except your pain

411
00:30:14,563 --> 00:30:16,898
in the ass was bigger sort to speak.

412
00:30:18,608 --> 00:30:20,068
So are you going to help me?

413
00:30:20,068 --> 00:30:22,279
You mean hunt down the possessed toys?

414
00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:23,739
I didn't imagine them.

415
00:30:23,739 --> 00:30:25,490
Come on, lady.

416
00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:27,617
This whole thing sounds crazy.

417
00:30:27,617 --> 00:30:29,995
Toys that come to life and kill people

418
00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:32,539
to help a demon from hell.

419
00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:33,665
Tell me another one.

420
00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:34,499
Okay.

421
00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:36,460
Hey, how about a girl who
gets shrunk by a monster

422
00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:39,254
from outer space and lives
with your alien boyfriend

423
00:30:39,254 --> 00:30:40,756
in the kitchen drawer, huh?

424
00:30:40,756 --> 00:30:42,090
Do you believe that one?

425
00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:43,175
Ladies, please.

426
00:30:43,175 --> 00:30:45,469
She's already been
kicked off the police force

427
00:30:45,469 --> 00:30:46,970
for being nut-so.

428
00:30:46,970 --> 00:30:49,681
Said there was some chicken
delivery guy who fought the toys

429
00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:50,974
with you the first time.

430
00:30:50,974 --> 00:30:52,851
Why don't you ask him for help?

431
00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:54,269
I did.

432
00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:55,145
He won't talk to me.

433
00:30:55,145 --> 00:30:55,979
He won't talk to anybody.

434
00:30:55,979 --> 00:30:58,231
He's, he's scared.

435
00:30:58,231 --> 00:30:59,691
That's convenient.

436
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:01,485
It's true.

437
00:31:01,485 --> 00:31:02,861
What about your kid?

438
00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:04,905
They might want revenge on
the both of you for screwing

439
00:31:04,905 --> 00:31:06,865
up their plans a year ago.

440
00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:07,699
Yeah.

441
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:09,326
Well, I took him to my sister's.

442
00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:10,786
He'll be safe there.

443
00:31:10,786 --> 00:31:12,954
You're acting like you believe her.

444
00:31:12,954 --> 00:31:15,165
Bardo, partner up with me.

445
00:31:15,165 --> 00:31:16,541
You can go where those toys go.

446
00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:19,711
You're the perfect size to
help me kick their butts.

447
00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:21,797
I'm kind of liking the quiet, Ms. Grey.

448
00:31:22,631 --> 00:31:23,882
It would be a hell of a job.

449
00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:25,801
But if you can't, you can't.

450
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:28,261
I'm sorry to waste your time.

451
00:31:31,139 --> 00:31:32,891
I thought you might still be a cop.

452
00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:35,060
(dramatic music)

453
00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:35,894
Wait a minute.

454
00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:36,895
Brick, don't.

455
00:31:39,648 --> 00:31:40,732
I am still a cop.

456
00:31:42,067 --> 00:31:44,361
I just don't want
anything to happen to you.

457
00:31:44,361 --> 00:31:47,114
I can take care of
myself, maybe this lady too.

458
00:31:48,156 --> 00:31:49,741
I just never had a partner
who looked like you.

459
00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:52,661
You're a little compact
for her, aren't you?

460
00:31:52,661 --> 00:31:54,830
I didn't mean it that way.

461
00:31:54,830 --> 00:31:56,081
She's a cop in trouble.

462
00:31:57,082 --> 00:31:58,792
Okay, you got me.

463
00:31:58,792 --> 00:31:59,626
Great.

464
00:31:59,626 --> 00:32:02,087
Actually you've got us.

465
00:32:02,087 --> 00:32:03,505
Wait, I don't want you tagging along.

466
00:32:03,505 --> 00:32:04,923
The hell I'm not.

467
00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:08,051
She might decide she wants to
play house with the Dollman

468
00:32:08,051 --> 00:32:09,386
and I'm going to be right there

469
00:32:09,386 --> 00:32:12,097
to show her who's built
better for the job.

470
00:32:12,097 --> 00:32:13,723
Besides I'm nurse.

471
00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:14,724
If anything does happen to you,

472
00:32:14,808 --> 00:32:17,269
somebody's got to patch you up.

473
00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:20,021
(dramatic music)

474
00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:34,744
- What's the layout?
- Two floors

475
00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:36,455
with an air conditioning system

476
00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:38,748
running through the whole place.

477
00:32:38,748 --> 00:32:40,417
You can flush the
toys out from one side.

478
00:32:40,417 --> 00:32:42,085
I can bait them from the other.

479
00:32:42,085 --> 00:32:43,795
If they're there.

480
00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:45,464
We'll see them soon enough.

481
00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:46,756
If we bust this case at all,

482
00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:48,091
it'll square it for you.

483
00:32:50,510 --> 00:32:51,386
You know, I don't even care

484
00:32:51,386 --> 00:32:53,138
if the department knows about this.

485
00:32:54,347 --> 00:32:56,433
I just want to kill those little bastards.

486
00:32:58,143 --> 00:32:59,311
[Baby] That's far enough.

487
00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:01,688
Get the hell away from her.

488
00:33:01,688 --> 00:33:04,691
(suspenseful music)

489
00:33:12,199 --> 00:33:14,993
(wind whooshing)

490
00:33:16,745 --> 00:33:17,787
You can do all this shit.

491
00:33:17,787 --> 00:33:19,498
What do you need me for?

492
00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:21,625
The first asshole was just an accident.

493
00:33:21,625 --> 00:33:24,503
We need a steady supply of blood
to reach our full strength.

494
00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:27,005
I can get you all the
hookers you need as long

495
00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:28,757
as you keep your end of the bargain.

496
00:33:28,757 --> 00:33:31,426
You're going to protect us
until we can summon the master?

497
00:33:31,426 --> 00:33:32,260
Yeah.

498
00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:34,012
As long as he gives me
everything that I want.

499
00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:34,971
No problem.

500
00:33:35,055 --> 00:33:35,805
Believe me.

501
00:33:35,805 --> 00:33:37,724
Your life's going to change.

502
00:33:37,724 --> 00:33:40,477
(clown laughing)

503
00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:44,606
Quiet.

504
00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:47,234
As usual.

505
00:33:47,234 --> 00:33:48,693
Get me inside.

506
00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:49,819
I'll take care of that.

507
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:53,281
Set?

508
00:33:54,074 --> 00:33:55,367
Set.

509
00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:58,370
(suspenseful music)

510
00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:30,944
Baby, you're mine.

511
00:34:30,944 --> 00:34:33,613
(door clicking)

512
00:34:36,283 --> 00:34:39,286
(suspenseful music)

513
00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:53,425
This one's back for another ass kicking.

514
00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:56,303
(clown laughing)

515
00:34:56,303 --> 00:34:59,681
Officer Grey doesn't give up easy.

516
00:34:59,681 --> 00:35:02,684
(suspenseful music)

517
00:36:31,981 --> 00:36:34,192
They don't look alive to me.

518
00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:36,194
Yeah, well, this is just kid stuff.

519
00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:40,198
(suspenseful music)

520
00:36:56,673 --> 00:36:57,507
I haven't been hunting

521
00:36:57,507 --> 00:36:59,134
since I landed on this planet.

522
00:36:59,134 --> 00:37:00,635
This ought to be fun.

523
00:37:00,635 --> 00:37:02,470
The toys come in through that duct

524
00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:05,557
so they can be any place
in the whole building.

525
00:37:05,557 --> 00:37:06,391
So let me in there

526
00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:08,351
to meet the sons of bitches.

527
00:37:08,351 --> 00:37:10,270
Ginger, you take cover.

528
00:37:10,270 --> 00:37:12,230
I'm no wimp, you know.

529
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:14,774
Yeah, I know, baby,
but you don't have a gun.

530
00:37:15,817 --> 00:37:16,818
We do.

531
00:37:16,818 --> 00:37:18,236
(clown laughing)

532
00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:20,613
(gun firing)

533
00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:24,242
[Baby] Jesus.

534
00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:25,034
Who's out there?

535
00:37:25,034 --> 00:37:26,786
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
- Who?

536
00:37:26,786 --> 00:37:28,621
Drive them back.

537
00:37:28,621 --> 00:37:31,124
They'll stick their heads out again.

538
00:37:31,124 --> 00:37:33,251
They love to play this cat and mouse shit.

539
00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:37,255
(toys whirring)

540
00:37:52,353 --> 00:37:54,022
Hey, bitch, how much ammo you going

541
00:37:54,022 --> 00:37:55,607
to waste before you give it up?

542
00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:57,275
(gun firing)

543
00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:59,903
That much, you little bastard.

544
00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:03,448
Hey, don't fuck with my friends.

545
00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,786
I thought I got rid of
you, you crazy broad.

546
00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:12,999
I'll be damned.

547
00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:14,834
More living dolls.

548
00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:17,003
Put the gun down.

549
00:38:17,003 --> 00:38:20,298
Hey, I'm not sharing
this shit with anybody.

550
00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:22,675
(gun firing)

551
00:38:29,098 --> 00:38:31,351
Nice shooting, officer.

552
00:38:31,351 --> 00:38:35,313
I wish I were five feet
taller, no offense.

553
00:38:36,397 --> 00:38:37,649
Thanks.

554
00:38:37,649 --> 00:38:39,567
We don't have much time.

555
00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:40,860
That was two of the toys.

556
00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:44,322
But there's more and they can go anyplace.

557
00:38:46,366 --> 00:38:48,451
It's your turn now, Bardo.

558
00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:49,911
Good luck.

559
00:38:49,911 --> 00:38:53,373
(toy whirring)
(ominous music)

560
00:38:53,373 --> 00:38:54,374
Look out.

561
00:38:56,543 --> 00:38:59,504
(guns firing)

562
00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:04,509
(Ginger screaming)
(gun firing)

563
00:39:08,555 --> 00:39:11,724
(light chiming music)

564
00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:16,688
(Judith groaning)

565
00:39:18,481 --> 00:39:19,482
See?

566
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:21,818
I wasn't kidding.

567
00:39:23,236 --> 00:39:24,404
Hang in there, Judith.

568
00:39:31,077 --> 00:39:34,581
Just finish the job, okay, Bardo?

569
00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:37,292
Count on it.

570
00:39:43,047 --> 00:39:48,052
(thunder crashing)
(light chiming music)

571
00:39:51,556 --> 00:39:54,559
(suspenseful music)

572
00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:57,937
Wait.

573
00:39:57,937 --> 00:39:58,938
This is no good.

574
00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:02,525
We don't know this place.

575
00:40:02,525 --> 00:40:03,902
They can jump out anywhere.

576
00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:10,825
Ginger, we need to find an vantage point.

577
00:40:12,285 --> 00:40:14,287
Look up there where we can get out.

578
00:40:15,622 --> 00:40:18,291
[Brick] I can't do that.

579
00:40:18,291 --> 00:40:21,252
If we get out of here,
we could get some help.

580
00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:22,337
I can't.

581
00:40:22,337 --> 00:40:23,796
I made a promise cop to cop.

582
00:40:27,175 --> 00:40:28,176
You wait here.

583
00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:30,261
Look,

584
00:40:32,096 --> 00:40:33,723
I'll compromise.

585
00:40:33,723 --> 00:40:35,266
I'll see what I can do up here.

586
00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:38,019
You go around.

587
00:40:38,019 --> 00:40:39,646
I don't want to leave you here.

588
00:40:44,359 --> 00:40:47,278
I don't like the idea either, Ginger.

589
00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:49,072
I really don't.

590
00:40:49,072 --> 00:40:51,574
(tense music)

591
00:41:02,835 --> 00:41:05,964
(clown grunting)

592
00:41:05,964 --> 00:41:07,507
Watch out.

593
00:41:07,507 --> 00:41:10,259
(clown laughing)

594
00:41:12,220 --> 00:41:14,806
(toy grunting)

595
00:41:18,643 --> 00:41:21,562
(Ginger screaming)

596
00:41:22,397 --> 00:41:25,149
(Brick grunting)

597
00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:28,403
Brick, watch out.

598
00:41:30,947 --> 00:41:33,533
(toy grunting)

599
00:41:39,956 --> 00:41:42,125
(clown laughing)

600
00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:45,044
(Ginger screaming)

601
00:41:51,426 --> 00:41:54,178
(clown laughing)

602
00:42:00,059 --> 00:42:02,645
(baby humming)

603
00:42:04,814 --> 00:42:05,815
Brick!

604
00:42:12,864 --> 00:42:15,783
(Ginger screaming)

605
00:42:37,013 --> 00:42:39,766
(dramatic music)

606
00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:06,959
Brick.

607
00:43:06,959 --> 00:43:07,960
Brick!

608
00:43:13,966 --> 00:43:15,426
(clown growling)

609
00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:18,346
(Ginger screaming)

610
00:43:19,514 --> 00:43:22,266
(clown laughing)

611
00:43:31,109 --> 00:43:32,110
Brick.

612
00:43:33,820 --> 00:43:35,279
Ginger.

613
00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:38,282
(suspenseful music)

614
00:43:39,242 --> 00:43:41,661
Brick, up here in the bins.

615
00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:50,753
(suspenseful music)

616
00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:06,811
(clown laughing)

617
00:44:06,811 --> 00:44:09,730
(Ginger screaming)

618
00:44:15,403 --> 00:44:18,156
(clown laughing)

619
00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:34,338
(Ginger screaming)
(clown laughing)

620
00:44:56,944 --> 00:44:59,280
Why don't you join the
party in the next room?

621
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:00,823
Better watch that first step.

622
00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:02,867
It's a killer.

623
00:45:04,952 --> 00:45:07,205
(laughing)

624
00:45:08,456 --> 00:45:09,874
[Ginger] Brick.

625
00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:11,542
I'm okay.

626
00:45:11,542 --> 00:45:12,543
Are you all right?

627
00:45:14,503 --> 00:45:17,298
She's a bit tied up at the moment.

628
00:45:17,298 --> 00:45:19,008
(clown laughing)

629
00:45:19,008 --> 00:45:20,968
Ginger, what's going on?

630
00:45:20,968 --> 00:45:24,138
Actually it's more
like what's coming off.

631
00:45:24,138 --> 00:45:25,848
(clown laughing)

632
00:45:25,848 --> 00:45:27,225
I told you this is a party.

633
00:45:27,225 --> 00:45:30,478
You might even call it my
bachelor's party before my big

634
00:45:30,478 --> 00:45:31,479
wedding night.

635
00:45:32,230 --> 00:45:33,231
Wedding night?

636
00:45:33,231 --> 00:45:34,899
You heard right, shithead.

637
00:45:34,899 --> 00:45:36,859
Me and the doll chick are going to engage

638
00:45:36,859 --> 00:45:39,779
in some marital bliss and start a family.

639
00:45:39,779 --> 00:45:40,821
What the hell are you talking about?

640
00:45:40,821 --> 00:45:42,281
You're a fucking toy.

641
00:45:42,281 --> 00:45:43,532
That's right.

642
00:45:43,532 --> 00:45:45,826
I'm a fucking toy and come
midnight that's exactly what

643
00:45:45,826 --> 00:45:48,454
I'll be doing to doll chick.

644
00:45:48,454 --> 00:45:50,581
But first I want to have my party.

645
00:45:50,665 --> 00:45:53,334
Let's start up the entertainment, boys.

646
00:45:57,213 --> 00:45:58,089
(upbeat rock music)

647
00:45:58,089 --> 00:46:01,259
♪ I'm in a rude rude mood ♪

648
00:46:01,259 --> 00:46:05,137
♪ And I'm on the way ♪

649
00:46:05,137 --> 00:46:08,349
♪ I'm in a rude rude mood ♪

650
00:46:08,349 --> 00:46:10,935
(toy whirring)

651
00:46:12,311 --> 00:46:13,437
I love it.

652
00:46:13,437 --> 00:46:14,939
It's really going to tear you up.

653
00:46:14,939 --> 00:46:17,650
(clown laughing)

654
00:46:17,650 --> 00:46:20,486
(Brick screaming)

655
00:46:21,529 --> 00:46:22,530
That's done.

656
00:46:22,530 --> 00:46:26,200
This is the best bachelor
party a guy could ever ask for.

657
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,494
You said something about midnight.

658
00:46:28,494 --> 00:46:30,371
What's going to happen?

659
00:46:30,371 --> 00:46:31,622
The master arrives.

660
00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:33,291
That's what's going to happen.

661
00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:34,667
The master?

662
00:46:34,667 --> 00:46:37,336
Who's he? A fucking Ken doll?

663
00:46:37,336 --> 00:46:39,922
That's real funny, jerk-off.

664
00:46:39,922 --> 00:46:41,549
We've got a couple minutes.

665
00:46:41,632 --> 00:46:46,595
I suppose I could tell you the
whole story before you split.

666
00:46:48,139 --> 00:46:52,143
About 67 years ago on Halloween night,

667
00:46:52,143 --> 00:46:54,186
some dipshit tried to give him a body

668
00:46:54,186 --> 00:46:56,981
by letting the master do the nasty

669
00:46:56,981 --> 00:46:58,649
with some bimbo.

670
00:46:58,649 --> 00:47:01,110
Unfortunately they blew it somehow

671
00:47:01,110 --> 00:47:03,362
and the kid was born dead.

672
00:47:03,362 --> 00:47:06,073
So being the real brain
trust that they were,

673
00:47:06,073 --> 00:47:07,825
they had some rug rat trick

674
00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:10,745
or treaters bury the
demon baby in the ground.

675
00:47:11,704 --> 00:47:13,372
They didn't realize that some

676
00:47:13,372 --> 00:47:15,624
day some yo-yos would build this

677
00:47:15,624 --> 00:47:17,710
warehouse over the burial site.

678
00:47:17,710 --> 00:47:22,715
For 66 years the master was
a prisoner inside the corpse.

679
00:47:22,715 --> 00:47:24,842
Looked like he'd never get another chance

680
00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:28,137
until that pregnant slut
Judith Grey showed up.

681
00:47:30,389 --> 00:47:34,060
Her holier than thou spirit
helped to fuck up everything.

682
00:47:34,060 --> 00:47:38,689
That was a year ago and here
we are again, Halloween night.

683
00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:40,900
The master says it's
going to go inside me.

684
00:47:42,068 --> 00:47:45,321
And then the doll chick
here, she'll have a kid

685
00:47:45,321 --> 00:47:48,282
and finally the master will
have the body he needs.

686
00:47:49,575 --> 00:47:54,038
Oh, by the way, I got my baby
doll a baby doll nightie.

687
00:47:55,956 --> 00:47:59,293
It's for later when we
make baby doll love.

688
00:47:59,293 --> 00:48:01,045
(clown laughing)

689
00:48:01,045 --> 00:48:03,547
Gentlemen, start your engines.

690
00:48:04,965 --> 00:48:09,220
(toy whirring)
(Brick groaning)

691
00:48:09,220 --> 00:48:12,223
(suspenseful music)

692
00:48:14,308 --> 00:48:17,937
Looks like this is the end of Brick Bardo.

693
00:48:17,937 --> 00:48:20,898
(tires screeching)

694
00:48:22,108 --> 00:48:25,027
(Ginger screaming)

695
00:48:28,531 --> 00:48:31,450
(tires screeching)

696
00:48:33,911 --> 00:48:34,787
Huh?

697
00:48:34,787 --> 00:48:35,621
Run.

698
00:48:35,621 --> 00:48:36,539
Get the hell out of here.

699
00:48:36,539 --> 00:48:38,082
Split him a new asshole.

700
00:48:38,082 --> 00:48:40,626
(tires screeching)

701
00:48:40,626 --> 00:48:43,462
(Ginger grunting)

702
00:48:43,462 --> 00:48:44,797
Grab that whore.

703
00:48:48,342 --> 00:48:51,095
(Brick grunting)

704
00:48:52,346 --> 00:48:54,473
(Ginger screaming)

705
00:48:54,473 --> 00:48:57,935
We're still going to bump
and grind, baby-cakes.

706
00:48:57,935 --> 00:49:00,938
(suspenseful music)

707
00:49:20,249 --> 00:49:22,835
(toy growling)

708
00:49:25,171 --> 00:49:27,756
(toy grunting)

709
00:49:33,262 --> 00:49:35,973
(toy growling)

710
00:49:35,973 --> 00:49:40,978
(electricity crackling)
(toy screaming)

711
00:49:42,897 --> 00:49:45,900
(suspenseful music)

712
00:50:05,419 --> 00:50:07,838
Oh, now come on, baby. I.
- No.

713
00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:09,840
- Just relax.
- Stop it.

714
00:50:10,758 --> 00:50:12,593
- Take it easy.
- Stop it.

715
00:50:12,593 --> 00:50:14,929
It's going to be fun.

716
00:50:14,929 --> 00:50:19,850
Just think of it as
kind of a baby surprise.

717
00:50:19,850 --> 00:50:20,768
[Ginger] Get away.

718
00:50:20,768 --> 00:50:22,770
Maybe sort of like a little prick.

719
00:50:22,770 --> 00:50:27,775
(laughing)
(thunder crashing)

720
00:50:28,651 --> 00:50:31,153
It's almost time for your big bang, baby.

721
00:50:33,155 --> 00:50:34,657
Put it on, cupcake.

722
00:50:34,657 --> 00:50:37,117
I don't want to lose the romantic mood.

723
00:50:37,117 --> 00:50:40,246
Put it on yourself,
you perverted mutant rat.

724
00:50:40,246 --> 00:50:41,080
Fuck it.

725
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:42,623
You won't need it anyhow.

726
00:50:42,623 --> 00:50:43,457
We're going to be

727
00:50:43,457 --> 00:50:47,127
in our birthday suits once we get started.

728
00:50:47,127 --> 00:50:50,047
(Ginger screaming)

729
00:50:52,091 --> 00:50:54,802
(clown laughing)

730
00:51:28,669 --> 00:51:31,422
(Brick grunting)

731
00:51:37,553 --> 00:51:38,971
Eat this.

732
00:51:38,971 --> 00:51:40,347
(clown laughing)

733
00:51:40,347 --> 00:51:42,766
(gun firing)

734
00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:49,273
Pop goes the weasel.

735
00:51:51,108 --> 00:51:51,942
[Baby] Hey, hey.

736
00:51:51,942 --> 00:51:52,776
Easy.

737
00:51:52,776 --> 00:51:55,529
Oh, you like to struggle.

738
00:51:55,529 --> 00:51:57,448
Well, I like the rough stuff too, baby.

739
00:51:58,699 --> 00:52:00,492
(Ginger screaming)

740
00:52:00,492 --> 00:52:04,246
You know how babies love
to nibble on things.

741
00:52:05,164 --> 00:52:06,165
Stop.

742
00:52:07,249 --> 00:52:08,626
Get away from me.

743
00:52:08,626 --> 00:52:09,627
Get away.

744
00:52:10,794 --> 00:52:11,837
Open sesame.

745
00:52:11,837 --> 00:52:14,590
(Ginger screams)

746
00:52:15,966 --> 00:52:18,469
(thunder crashing)

747
00:52:18,469 --> 00:52:19,637
Witching time.

748
00:52:21,847 --> 00:52:23,807
Stay away from me.

749
00:52:23,807 --> 00:52:24,808
Stay away.

750
00:52:28,228 --> 00:52:30,314
- And away we go.
- What?

751
00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:33,359
It's happening.

752
00:52:33,359 --> 00:52:34,318
I'm changing.

753
00:52:34,318 --> 00:52:37,655
(electricity crackling)

754
00:52:39,823 --> 00:52:42,743
(thunder crashing)

755
00:52:49,083 --> 00:52:51,710
I think you'll truly enjoy this, my dear.

756
00:52:51,710 --> 00:52:52,544
No.

757
00:52:52,544 --> 00:52:55,547
Get the hell away from me.

758
00:52:55,547 --> 00:52:56,674
Get the hell away from you?

759
00:52:56,674 --> 00:52:58,258
You've got it all wrong.

760
00:52:58,258 --> 00:53:01,053
I'm going to get the hell inside you.

761
00:53:01,053 --> 00:53:02,054
(Ginger screaming)

762
00:53:02,054 --> 00:53:04,431
Now here are some all-day suckers.

763
00:53:07,726 --> 00:53:08,769
Too late, Bardo.

764
00:53:10,813 --> 00:53:13,273
Drop the gun or I'll kill the girl.

765
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:17,945
Bullshit.

766
00:53:17,945 --> 00:53:18,779
You're not going to kill her.

767
00:53:18,779 --> 00:53:19,613
You need her.

768
00:53:19,613 --> 00:53:20,656
I've waited this long.

769
00:53:20,656 --> 00:53:21,907
I can wait another year.

770
00:53:21,907 --> 00:53:23,367
It depends on you.

771
00:53:23,367 --> 00:53:26,120
(thunder crashing)

772
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:28,706
Well, it seems your Dollman
doesn't think as much

773
00:53:28,706 --> 00:53:29,998
of you as you believe.

774
00:53:29,998 --> 00:53:31,542
Don't listen to him, Brick.

775
00:53:33,043 --> 00:53:34,795
[Baby] Now drop it on the floor.

776
00:53:34,795 --> 00:53:37,798
(suspenseful music)

777
00:53:39,341 --> 00:53:40,843
[Ginger] No, no.

778
00:53:43,095 --> 00:53:44,680
Kick it over here.

779
00:53:46,849 --> 00:53:48,517
(Ginger coughing)

780
00:53:48,517 --> 00:53:50,102
Here's the plan, Bardo.

781
00:53:50,102 --> 00:53:53,105
You try anything and I'll break her neck.

782
00:53:53,105 --> 00:53:54,690
Do we understand each other?

783
00:53:55,858 --> 00:53:57,609
(thunder crashing)

784
00:53:57,609 --> 00:53:58,610
Yeah.

785
00:53:59,903 --> 00:54:01,530
Now, tell you what?

786
00:54:01,530 --> 00:54:04,241
I'll let you watch me do
the nasty with Ginger.

787
00:54:05,117 --> 00:54:08,120
You'll be the first to
experience my human birth.

788
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:08,954
No.

789
00:54:08,954 --> 00:54:10,748
It will be a real honor for you.

790
00:54:10,748 --> 00:54:13,709
Don't listen to that creep, Brick.

791
00:54:13,709 --> 00:54:15,878
Remember he's still just a doll.

792
00:54:15,878 --> 00:54:17,546
How wrong you are, my dear.

793
00:54:17,546 --> 00:54:19,423
I have all the tools necessary now.

794
00:54:20,716 --> 00:54:21,717
All the tools.

795
00:54:22,718 --> 00:54:23,552
(Ginger grunting)

796
00:54:23,552 --> 00:54:25,929
(baby screaming)

797
00:54:25,929 --> 00:54:27,055
(screaming)

798
00:54:27,055 --> 00:54:29,475
(gun firing)

799
00:54:31,810 --> 00:54:34,563
(dramatic music)

800
00:54:36,064 --> 00:54:37,065
Ginger.

801
00:54:43,030 --> 00:54:45,783
(dramatic music)

802
00:54:47,284 --> 00:54:50,204
What are we going to do now?

803
00:54:50,204 --> 00:54:51,914
Call the cops.

804
00:54:51,914 --> 00:54:54,208
Tell them Judith Grey
died in the line of duty

805
00:54:55,834 --> 00:55:00,839
and after that we've got
to find our way back home.

806
00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:05,010
(dramatic music)

807
00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:09,848
(upbeat music)

808
00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:25,072
(speaking foreign language)

809
00:55:25,072 --> 00:55:26,573
- Pahoota.
- What?

810
00:55:27,574 --> 00:55:29,743
You say you want to come here?

811
00:55:29,743 --> 00:55:30,828
I said Pahoota, pal.

812
00:55:33,789 --> 00:55:34,665
What's the matter?

813
00:55:34,665 --> 00:55:35,666
You don't hear so well?

814
00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:37,501
(speaking foreign language)

815
00:55:37,501 --> 00:55:38,502
Step on it.

816
00:55:40,045 --> 00:55:45,050
We're a little short of patience
if you know what I mean.

817
00:55:45,801 --> 00:55:46,969
(Ginger chuckling)

818
00:55:46,969 --> 00:55:50,973
(speaking foreign language)

819
00:55:50,973 --> 00:55:53,559
(upbeat music)

820
00:56:11,076 --> 00:56:14,746
(dramatic orchestral music)

821
00:59:10,047 --> 00:59:13,467
(light orchestral music)